I have managed to get my Servants trained in my morning routine. First of all I am served breakfast at 06.30 and I am then escorted to the outside commode and as these facilities are a little primitive, I hope that they will improve before the onset of winter.
After that, I have a pampering session being brushed in turn by each of my Servants and then I settle down for my morning nap accompanied by some gentle classical music.
The new Servants seem to be settling in well, so much so that the Woman Servant, who knows that I have a sofisticated palate, insisted that the Man Servant down tools and rush off to the butcher just before closing time to purchase a Free Range Chicken Breast for my enjoyment. This was very thoughtful of them but for some unknown reason they kept serving it to me and to be quite honest, I got quite bored after the third plateful and I would have preferred a portion of succulent steak, after all, if one eats lobster every night, one does get a little bored. However, one mustn’t grumble, they are doing their best and they try hard!!
Evenings are always a pleasure as they ensure that there is a fire in my room making it warm and cosy which is somewhat spoilt by the fact that they have been granted my reluctant permission to come in and watch a bit of TV. I will have to put my paw down about this before they start taking it for granted and getting too familiar. After all who’s TV is it??
Don't let the servants become too familiar and overpowering, and make sure you kick up a fuss when they disappoint you. Glad you have settled but a little concerned as to the standard of your diet!!
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