While the Female Servant was away, the Man Servant looked after me reasonably well except for one ocassion when I desperately needed to go to the bathroom to brush my teeth and have a drink. Well, I must say, there was the Man Servant taking his time standing in front of the hand basin doing god knows what!
Well, I was in a hurry so I had to elbow him aside and have a quick drink from the tap which he had thoughtfully left running. Unfortuntely he left it running too fast and I throughly wet myself and sprayed water all over the floor whilst having my morning drink.
All in all he didn't look after me too badly and very kindly put out a blanket for my convenience when watching television in the evening although he did insist on talking to me right in the middle of the BBC News. In fact I felt quite sorry for him one night as he only had mushroom soup for supper whilst I enjoyed a prime piece of steak from the Butcher!
Well to get back to the servants, the Chambermaid has returned from her visit to the Colonies, and I must say she has picked up some very bad habits and is getting a bit above herself and familiar. I mustn’t complain though as she is a hard worker, and feels the compulsion to do two or three loads of washing a day.
All in all life isn't too bad at the moment! I am being well fed and my bedding and litter tray is kept fresh at all times. I am receiving at least three brushings a day plus the odd hand job.
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